I am, as previously expressed, really, super, extremely bored. I'm not doing anything today, except groaning about my impending doom. Impending doom for me is... GYM CLASS!!!!! I hate running. But I digress. The real reason that I'm on the Internet, filling all your brains with blah blah boring stuff that only matter to me is that I. Am. Really. BORED! None of my friends have updated their blogs in about, like, at least since yesterday, and so I have nothing to read. One of my best friends won't text me back, another doesn't text, and yet another is so depressed that they may never speak again. So, friends of mine that I know read my blog, please text me back. Seriously. I am so lonely right now, with only my blog and strains of "Behind Blue Eyes" floating down from my sibling's bedroom to comfort me. :-(
Haha. I just finished blogging about how depressed I am. Now I'm going to blog about something funny. You guys know who Monty Python is? Digressing again! ANYway, my brother was talking to my sister and my sister goes, "Tomorrow's Valentine's day!" And my brother goes, "No it's not." So my dad cracked up and now we are being contrary all day long. Like, "Hey, Fred, tomorrow is Monday!" "No it's not." "Paul McCartney is hot!" "No he's not." "Zombieman13 and urFACE need to update their blogs please!" "No they don't." Fans of the asdf movies will find that funny. I think.
Looky here! I got on the computer, intending to go into my word processer (or however you spell it) to make V-Day cards for my friends, but I just wrote a really long blog post and probably killed at least one small African mammal with my boring words! Yay! Okay. Whatever.
Happy Valentine's day!!!!!!!! <3 Gertrude
*screams of horror*
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NUMBER 7 ON GOOGLE'S MOST POPULAR WOMEN LIST IS MAKING MY EYES BUUURRRNNN!
(seriously though, look it up)
AAGGHH
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