Sorry to those friends of mine that I know read my blog and hate JB, but I'm devoting an entire blog post to him. His face, hair, guitar that randomly appears whenever he's around cute girls in music videos, and his music.
Face: Very cute. A+, maybe A because of his nose which is really tiny. And someone so cute can only get cuter from here, right??? :)
Hair: Hot. A+++++++. Oh wait. I forgot the new haircut. A-.
Guitar that randomly appears whenever he's around cute girls in music videos: Slightly cool. B. If he used it to play The Who or The Beatles, A. Not A+ because acoustic guitars have been out since 1959, with a slight comeback in the late 1960s, but they're out again. Electric all the way!!!
Music: Catchy teen-pop beats that most of us will forget in 2-3 years, if not months. Sorry, JBiebs. I tell it like it is.
So, overall, JB earns a B+.
Please, friends/haters (JK) no nasty comments. What if he reads this??? Slim chance, but still.
Later!!!
Gertie
Ha!! I love it!!! Did I inspire this??? Lol!!! Wait...his music is actually ok...and...himself...no comment...you can text me for that...see no rude comments... =)
ReplyDeleteNo. You did not inspire this. JB FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe gets an A++++++++++++ from me over all! :)
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